THE QUEEN COMETH, THE AGONIZING JOURNEY OF THE SNOW PRINCESS CONTINUES

Well the happily ever after lasted about two months and then our Snow Princess from the land of ice and snow was getting bored looking for Russia every day and rewriting the history of her country so that it matched her intellect. So she decided to write a book, about herself of course since she was the most interesting person she knew. Not really knowing how to write she bade one of her scribes to write the stories she told him. Oh and these were mighty and folksy and patriotic stories that the Princess told to the scribe and he wrote them down in English so the people would understand. Even though the Princess was no longer the “Boss” more people than ever were following her.

She had found her niche in the society and political party she favored. She was becoming the “Queen of the Tea Bags” of the mob. She wrote books (her scribes did), she made TV shows, she was a regular commentator of the Fuax News channel and she got paid ungodly amounts of money for being stupid! She didn’t have to solicit money from the rich anymore because she was rich now and could do as she pleased.

Now it came to pass that a usurper known as the “Dark Queen” was after her position as the “Queen of the Tea Bags”. This opponent was very powerful, she could speak to the gods, she ruled over the monkey people, her consort could change elves into dwarfs by praying and she was already a part of the new vanguard of “Tea Heads” in the government of her country. The DQ (Dark Queen) was also part of the “intelligence community” which was actually called that to throw everybody off track since they were all dumb as a box of rocks. However the Snow Princess fell for it and decide to get a great Ark and travel the country to spread her drivel and maybe (wink, wink) become the “Boss of Bosses” for the whole country.

Well it was a good idea when it started but the Snow Princess did what she always tended to do, she quit. It was oh so boring and not much money either. So the Princess went back to the land of Ice and snow to go fishing. Almost as much fun as killing large quadrupeds was killing stupid fish. Now this activity confused and dismayed her supporters, but they were too dumb to understand and wrote it off as her straight shooter eccentricity.

Now like it or not the Dark Queen took advantage of the situation and began dictating her version of history and speaking in tongues she was all over this “Queen of the Tea Bags” gig. Now things were getting really interesting. The rank and file TB’s didn’t know what to do, there was no direction from the Princess or the Queen. This left that skinny Puerto Rican kid from Chicago out front by default, horrors of horrors! What will they do? Who will win? Only time will tell the end to this story but stay tuned it looks like a real nail biter.